Have you ever rang the school?

If you have then you may have been answered by the dreaded machine.  I bet you did not receive a response quite like this one though.

The authenticity of the recording may or may not be questionable but it certainly made me smile and for that reason alone I include it today.

I have previously been a school governor and sympathise completely with any teachers and assistants out there who would like to record such a message for their own schools.